{"product_id":"portal-to-the-backroom-rave-cyber-gothic-tee","title":"Portal to the Backroom Rave – Cyber Gothic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a t-shirt. It’s a \u003cstrong\u003eone-way ticket to the backroom of the multiverse\u003c\/strong\u003e—where the bassline warps spacetime and the dress code is \u003cem\u003eexistential crisis chic\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat latex-clad figure? Your guide. The cyber bunny? Your only comfort in the void. The grid? The architecture of a club that doesn’t exist on any map, pulsing with the \u003cstrong\u003edeadly heartbeat of industrial gothic\u003c\/strong\u003e. Step through the design and you’re already there: the air thick with ozone and synth, the walls breathing static, the crowd moving like glitches in reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear this and carry the vibe of a place that’s \u003cem\u003ealways 3 AM\u003c\/em\u003e, where the DJ is a rogue AI and the bouncer is a paradox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct deets:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (because even cyborgs deserve comfort)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular fit (for optimal data flow)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed (so the glitches stay crisp, like your existential dread)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex (the singularity is gender-neutral)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the artist:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn independent alchemist merging myth and motherboard. All designs are printed on-demand, just like your latest firmware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: May cause static cling, prophetic dreams, or sudden urges to reboot your DNA. Y2K nostalgia not included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53010943344983,"sku":"46429532137763022254","price":28.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53010943410519,"sku":"88579347791792143445","price":28.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53010943476055,"sku":"61888125708269632251","price":28.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53010943541591,"sku":"22878644043026970560","price":28.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53010943607127,"sku":"24863249858652675547","price":30.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53010943639895,"sku":"12848744940953983031","price":30.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53010943672663,"sku":"26685847375028071055","price":30.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53010943705431,"sku":"31260089050622706547","price":30.75,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0745\/8391\/files\/7389642650515881566_2048.jpg?v=1775494322","url":"https:\/\/dreamforgealchemist.myshopify.com\/products\/portal-to-the-backroom-rave-cyber-gothic-tee","provider":"Dreamforge Alchemist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}